Back in Bloggy Action

After a brief, court-ordered hiatus, your Celebrity Wallet Bloggers are back. To make up for our absence, we attempted to discern the wallet contents of the Warden of the Los Angeles County Penitentiary, but found only pain. Blinding, prolonged, concussion-causing pain.

But we are back on the streets, and our shattered knuckles have had time to get bandaged, heal improperly, be rebroken by medical professionals, and heal again. We are ready and willing to give you the property-pilfering gossip you so demand. Expect new updates shortly.