Back in Bloggy Action

After a brief, court-ordered hiatus, your Celebrity Wallet Bloggers are back. To make up for our absence, we attempted to discern the wallet contents of the Warden of the Los Angeles County Penitentiary, but found only pain. Blinding, prolonged, concussion-causing pain.

But we are back on the streets, and our shattered knuckles have had time to get bandaged, heal improperly, be rebroken by medical professionals, and heal again. We are ready and willing to give you the property-pilfering gossip you so demand. Expect new updates shortly.

The Contents of Kate Hudson's Wallet

Celebrity Profile: Kate Hudson came to prominence in 2001 after receiving an Oscar nomination and a Golden Globe for her role in the drama Almost Famous, and has since established herself as a Hollywood lead actress, starring in several films, including How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Skeleton Key, You, Me and Dupree, Fool's Gold, and Bride Wars.

Wallet Type: Forzieri Ostrich-embossed Leather Flap ID Wallet

Wallet Contents:

• Four dollars (Canadian)
• Driver's license
• Fake driver's license (Roberta Ramirez, MD; age 23)
• Membership Cards: Edsel's Gym, Pete's Tan n Save, PETA Secret Task Force, Graham Cracker of the Month Club
• Social Security Card (laminated)
• Fake Social Security Card (Imina Palzo, JD)
• Birdwatching Checklist (Pacific Northwestern Focus)
• American Express Plaid (Never Expires)
  

The Contents of Danny DeVito's Wallet

Celebrity Profile: Daniel Michael "Danny" DeVito, Jr. (born November 17, 1944) is an American actor, director and producer, who first gained prominence for his portrayal of "Louie De Palma" on the popular ABC and NBC TV series Taxi (1978–1983). He, along with wife Rhea Perlman, founded Jersey Films, a production company famous for producing hit films such as Pulp Fiction, Garden State, and Freedom Writers, and Jersey Television, most famous for producing the Comedy Central series Reno 911! He also currently stars as Frank Reynolds on the FX sitcom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Wallet Type: New Jersey Devils Embroidered Trifold Wallet

Wallet Contents:

• $178.37 in the form of a 100 dollar bill, a 50 dollar bill, 4 5 dollar bills, 8 singles, a quarter, a nickel and 7 pennies
  
• Discover Card, exp March, 2011
• A cracker
  
• Driver's License
• Membership Cards: Blockbuster Video, AMC Movie Watcher Club,
  
• One picture of Rhea Pearlman
  
• One picture of Danny with Arnold Schwarzenegger, seemingly cut from a newspaper ad for the movie Twins
  
• A penny pressed and stretched to bear the image of Benjamin Franklin
• A New York City MTA card valued at $1.10
• The business card of one Harold Worthing, DDS.
  

The Contents of Tony Danza's Wallet

Celebrity Profile: Tony Danza is an American actor best known for starring on the TV series Taxi and Who's the Boss?. He also hosted his own talk show, The Tony Danza Show.

Wallet Type: Hugo Boss Men's Distressed Brown Leather

Wallet Contents:

• Thirty five dollars (one twenty, one ten, five ones)
• AMEX card, expires August '09
• Driver's License
• Starbucks Gift Card (remaining amount undetermined at time of writing)
• Membership Cards: Costco, Blue Cross Blue Shield, Diners Club, Jerry's Video Ten Buck Month Club
• Unidentifiable Paper Business Card (heavily laundered)
• One nickel, lodged in money pocket
• Receipt for Harris Teeter Grocery Chain (Lemon, Pesto, Milk, Frosted Flakes, 20% Discounted Gallon of Skim Milk)